Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we
                   must carry it with us or we find it not.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Click  HERE  to get this thing started......
STEVIE'S RANTS PAGE !!
(Proof that ANY moron can have their own Page...)
New, not Improved, and Always Under Construction !!


"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."

-- Actual Batman Costume warning label

You're supposed to STATE THE PURPOSE of your web page.  Don't make me laugh.  With 200,000,000 of these things, who reads 'em?  I mean, even my cat has a Web page, and I don't even have a cat.  The only purpose of these ego-driven toys is to Vent Your Spleen.  You don't like it?  Well, get a life and quit wasting time here.  If you're reading this, you truly don't have a thing to do and are to be pitied.  Heck, even I'm not here reading it.......[How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our
                   lives.  -- Annie Dillard]

Anyhow, I'll be adding to this a couple of times per week, especially including the many great FWDS I get on email.


Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.  --
                   George Orwell
  Me,  Swave and De-boner college graduation, 1974. Geez.....

In a pathetic effort to balance the sleaze of the old Rants below, check out the reviews of various churches (yes, I said churches.  Are you deef or something?  It's a snowing-in-hell type deal) I've visited.  I've  evaluated 'em according to my own scale.  Like, for example, the Amen Factor:  Arm waving?  Rattler Roundups?....or the Slickness Factor, etc.

Review 1    Review 2      Review 3      Review 4    Review 5      Review 6      Review 7

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. --

                   Thomas Jefferson

We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the
                   sermon on the mount.    -- Omar Bradley

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has
                   made the world ugly and bad.   -- Neitzsche

He who learns must suffer and even in our sleep, pain that
                   cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our
                   own despair, against our will comes wisdom to us by the
                   awful grace of god.  -- Aeschylus

OK, OK, enough heavy crap for one day, eh......

By popular demand (OK, so it was only one person....) I've included archived Rants below.

THIS WEEK'S RANT - The Geat Mushing Machine

 Archived Rants:
 A Couple of Reasons TV Sucks
 A Couple of Reasons Why Portland Sucks
 Kill Dr. Laura!!
 Ensenada Sucks
 Gym Hell
Latrell Sprewell Speaks
 The Worst Smell Ever
 OSU Football Sucks
 

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those
                   that feel.  -- H. Walpole


The following links take awhile to load.  Just suck it up.  If you're here, you must have plenty of time.  You gotta Click Here  to listen to someone who is truly unhappy with their computer.  This is from a call taken by a service technician.  Hysterical. Click here  to listen to a song showing how truly enlightened I am with respect to all the little ladies out there.  If you think you like Donald Duck, then  Click Here , then call me and say "Who's your daddy....".  Unless you're James Miller.   Click Here  for the fabulous worst of the web.

The sun shineth upon the dunghill and is not corrupted.  --
                   John Lyly


 


ME, demonstrating rafting prowess. The raft is sunk. Trips available at cheap rates!
 
 









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